"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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