So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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