and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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