Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
This is my gift to your gina
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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