with your own penis?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
