her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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