Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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