mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.