it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
MIDGETS
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He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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