The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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