You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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