My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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