Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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