Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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