She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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