you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
