that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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