Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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