Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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