called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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