Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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