that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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