oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
