no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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