idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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