You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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