now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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