your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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