thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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