she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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