theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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