ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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