well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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