hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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