So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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