Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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