May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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