I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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