My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I deserve this hangover.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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