Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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