I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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