babies were throwing up all over the place
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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