I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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