What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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