so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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