Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I stole a fireplace last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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