After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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