People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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