five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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