you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i love accidental penises.
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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