I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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