I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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