WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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