why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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