Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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