There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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