You made me cry and you don't even care
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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