So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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