Don't make out with my wife yet
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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