im about as happy as oj after his trial
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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